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Look, I wish I could say this newsletter is going to make you smarter but I can’t guarantee that. All I can say is maybe it’ll give you a couple of funny links you can send to the group chat.

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This is a section that Substack puts in the initial template. I’m deeply skeptical of anyone who wants to “build a community” because those people are social-climbing freaks, but here we are.